I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
Jake Peralta + Canada
For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.
seeing assholes u used to be friends with like
do you guys think Moriarty can play the violin or some other instrument?
he doesn’t like to get his hands dirty
Me as a cat